nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours

youngstero:

I had to stare at this for like a whole 45 seconds before realizing that it was okay to proceed on my own

darnell5000:

pisceanunderworld:

who the fuck blurred the bread to make it look like a dick
i’m laughing so fucking hard

"That bread tasted awful"

darnell5000:

pisceanunderworld:

who the fuck blurred the bread to make it look like a dick

i’m laughing so fucking hard

"That bread tasted awful"

hope-for-snow:

maido3:

Twitter / hikaru079: 雪だるま作った …

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