ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(Source: andallthesinners-saints)

nihilistic-void:

This is the animal they chose to represent Satan. 

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Accuser

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Seducer

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Destroyer

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The Father of Lies

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Evil Personified

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Just think about that for a moment. 

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

krillex:

you-are-flawlessy-imperfect:

Or the girl studied and the boy didn’t…

no. it’s because the boy wished with a true heart. can’t you read

krillex:

you-are-flawlessy-imperfect:

Or the girl studied and the boy didn’t…

no. it’s because the boy wished with a true heart. can’t you read

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

(Source: funnyordie.com)